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1. You wont go to jail:
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "dont worry. You'll never have to go to jaill with all that money." And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.
2. Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
3. A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
4. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
5. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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